A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you reached the deepest parts of the abyss, misery, darkness, and suffering that you start begging god to just end it all.
Brother: I came inside you, your egg is fertillized with my cursed Genes.
Sister: Oh god please just kill me
What Atheists say instead of 'oh my God'.
Random kid: Look at that giant toaster eating monster!
Atheist kid: Oh your god!!
something you say when you experience something or see something so unbelievably unbelieavble
oh dear god he's dressed like a pink bunny for halloween
An exclamation of shock or surprise, often used repeatedly by stupid people who are shocked and surprised by almost everything and insert it into conversations whenever possible
"Oh my God, Becky, look at her butt!"
An exclaimatory expression used to express supreme surprise, shock, or disappointment.
She just shat herself shitless on her teacher's car
OH... MY... GOD!
The Polytheistic way of saying "Oh My God".
G: OH MY GODS!!!
J: What?
G: I thought I just saw a wolf!
J: ... that was a coyote, stupid.
2004: verbal fashion accessory used by the mindless. 2005: so over.
"Oh my god, like my ears are so numb from hearing some dumb-ass going 'oh my god' every five seconds."