A fork of Rural Dictionary
The best five minutes of peace and quiet a married man can ask for.
"Oral sex is still technically considered sex, right? It is not quite as good as vaginal sex, but at least I don't have to listen to my woman complain."
The primar function of the mouth
man says:Would you like to give me a oral sex? women says:I cant I'm eating man says:why dont you come up with a better explenation if you dont wanna do it even if it means you have to lie about it? like "i cant i already have someone elses penis inside my mouth"
drinking 69 gallons (British, cause they're bigger than US gallons) of pussy juicy
"do you mind if I stop sucking your clit for a while, I need the bathroom"