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Pooh Finger

Someone who has a penchant for using their hand digits for anal stimulation (either on themselves or others). Normally without any warning to the receiving party

"How was your date with Tom last night?"
"Well, it was going great until he stuck his ring finger in my bum"
"I should have warned you he was known as Pooh Finger "

by Peter Francis August 12, 2018

Winnie the Pooh

When you are completely naked except for a shirt

“I winnie the Pooh in the winter sometimes when I sleep because it’s too cold to sleep in the nude but not that cold where I would wear pants too.”

by MattBussin November 18, 2022

Pooh Head

1. A devoted follower of a bear featured in the stories of A.A. Milne.

2. Shithead.

1. <Pooh Head> Oh man, I hear Winnie the Pooh just booked some shows in Buffalo! I gotta go on tour!

<Non-Pooh Head> Yeah, right. Whatever. You know, you are such a Pooh Head.

<Pooh Head, singing> Willy Nilly Silly Old Bear.

2. Motherfucking Pooh Head!

by Bippity Bopster March 21, 2010

period pooh

sum stupid shit bitches came up with

niggas ain’t shit
omg period pooh”

by fatcunt101 May 23, 2019

tandom pooh

A technique in which friends cross arms, and use eachothers weight too lean back, and pooh, when no sign of tiolet is in view. This technique is mainly used in the woods, where the secret cannot be released to society. Group poohs can also take place, if there is more then two friends in desperate need of relaseing a giant alejandro.

"Hey Chris", "Hey Mike" wanna go tandom this one up.

"Guys, I feel like a group pooh is in order".

"Tandom pooh in five"

"Feels like its time for a little tandom action"

by AJAJJAjA April 18, 2006

Du pooh

Asking someone if they digested there food. Or have made a poopy.

“Hey Dillan du pooh? “
“Yes Jordan i du pooh.”

by Jorb t cup August 18, 2021

Sham Pooh

Odorless feces. Preferred by some who enjoy defecation as a component of the sexual experience, but are offended by what some may consider the unfavorable stench of fecal matter.

Nathan was meticulous with his diet so as to leave only sham pooh on his partner after "sex".

by Truckdriver April 16, 2009