A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your friend catches you off guard bent over spreading his asshole and yells "Look ma ! A Picasso!!"
Rob peeked around the corner and realized Brian wasn't paying attention so he quickly pulled his pants down spread his asshole and yelled "Look ma ! A Picasso! " And ran off.
One who is incredibly gifted in the handling of either their own or someone else's penis.
"As Michaelangelo worked with clay, and DaVinci with oil, Beth is a true artist with the cock. She my friend, is a penile picasso."
Embarrassing vomit on Public Transport. Usually into a bag as to not draw attention
Wow, check out Adam...Just did the Penrith Picasso.
At least he has a plastic bag.
A lighthearted nickname for your new and untrained puppy.
Let’s put our talented little carpet Picasso in his kennel while we’re out for a little while!
when your bra goes through the wash and the cups come out of shape, and become lumpy, causing your boobs too look picasso-esque.
girl 1- My bra is all lumpy!
girl 2: Yea! You've got some serious picasso tits!
girl 1- Oh no! I don't want lumpy boobs!
Picasso underpants can only be achieved by a nocturnal emission (aka a wet dream) that is so powerful that in turn also makes one shit themselves. The proper canvas is a set of tighty whiteys that will contain and allow the mixing of these two bodily excretions throughout the night while one tosses and turns. Thus giving one a fresh new piece of art to hang once dried and turned inside out. Best displayed in a garbage can unless your some sick fuck. (See Two Girls One Cup Video)
I had the craziest dream last night then I totally woke up with a pair of Picasso Underpants.