A fork of Rural Dictionary
S'mores for the Spring: Take gram crackers, a peep, Easter M&M's and put them in a microwave for 12 seconds. Enjoy!
I have all this crappy Easter candy and don't know what to do with it. I know, Easter s'mores!
When fucking a partner in the anus you pull out early, instructing her to shit. Little does she know that you are holding a graham cracker underneath her butt. After smearing the gooey "chocolate" on the graham cracker, you bust nuts on it. Next you proceed to violently punch her in the uteris causing her to open wide letting out a painful scream. You then quell her by shoving the yummy treat into her open mouth.
Dude why does your breath smell like cinimon, shit and seamon? -- O, i just recieved a Jersey S'more from Bruce Springsteen. It was awesome, but it spoiled my dinner.
A homosexual four-way involving two Mexican men on the outside, and a black guy and a white guy in between.
Dude. Juan and Pedro had a Mexican S'more for dessert last night. If you know what I mean.
After you ejaculate into you lovers mouth she starts to defecate in your mouth then you preform French kissing thus making a S'more Kiss
Oliver came in Cassie's mouth then Cassie pooped in his mouth then started making out thus making a S'more Kiss
When you shit and cum all over the place
Fuck, I'm getting s'mored again!
The act of making a s'more, however, You skewer the marshmellow over your dick and put it over the open flame. Do not try this home.
*guy blowing his buddy* "Did You shave down here man it's so smooth?" "Nah bro dude last night I was making a Connecticut S'more." "Ah, that also explains the 3rd degree burns on your balls."
Eating out your lover's ass after shooting a load inside them.
Ian loved the taste of Casey's Backdoor S'mores so much he's coming back tomorrow for seconds and thirds.