A fork of Rural Dictionary
<< Oops! Looks like you misspelled Speedy Gonzales. >> "He is my cousin; and, he is only the fastest mouse in all of Mexico. No! In all of the world."--Slowpoke Rodriquez
SPEEDY GONZALEZ (sic): "Arriba! Arriba! Andale! Andale! Vamos, ahora muchachos y gauchos." "...The League of United Latin American Citizens argued that SPEEDY's cleverness and personality was a positive depiction of Mexicans. -- Wikipedia
A very seedy man, a very sneaky man, a goon.
Person 1: Charlie is such a speedy noodle Person 2: I know right, he’s an extremely speedy noodle
1. A cartoon mouse from Warner Bros. first appearing in 1953. Speedy Gonzales is known for his oversized yellow sombrero and his incredibly quick running speed. 2. Someone (usually male) who is considered fast to finish while having sex.
"I hear he's a Speedy Gonzales."
A “speedy pete” is someone that speeds round nurseries kidnapping children
Ryzer and Speedy pete are off to the nursery to kidnap some children
Put superglue on your hand and start jerking off. You can only take your hand off your dick once you cum. If you can cum fast enough to remove your grip before the glue binds your hand to your dick, you have just pulled off the Speedy Gonzalez.
“Mom, help me! My hand is stuck to my penis because I couldn’t finish the Speedy Gonzalez in time!
A guy that searches for a new girlfriend directly after a breakup.
Holy Cow! Should I really go on a date with the Speedy Male?
A speedy weasel is a guy who isn't great looking, who finds smokin hot chics at a party who are totally smashed, gets them to have sex with him and then nuts in like 3 seconds.
Jennie- OMG last night I was so wasted I had sex with this really ugly guy and the worst part was he nutted in 3 seconds! Jessica- Sounds like you've been had by a speedy weasel