A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. The remains of an uprooted or chopped down tree
2. A person who is a waste of space. Does nothing with their lives and refuses to talk to anyone, instead reading their messages and never replying back, 'cause you know, it's a stump and shit. They sit there all day and succeed in doing nothing but taking up space.
Everyone in this town just acts like a goddamn stump.
Like humping—gay or straight—but sex with an especially thick penis or "log," with a girth well above the 5.5" average.
His log was as thick as her wrist and stuffed her hole tight when she was stumping him.
Him stumping me in the ass with that monster cock left me so sore I couldn't sit down for a week.
Is able to make herself look like the smiling man, likes to stalk literally everyone, Looks like she can kill you and can kill you, no seriously I once saw her kill a man with her thumb, is an actual genius, likes to be known as: Sassy Stump, Saucy Stump, Stretchy Stump, and Sexy Stump. Her fetish is vole.
Stump just ate my dad, I think shes a vole.
A person who is full of themselves. These people think the whole world revolves around them and dont care about the effects to their actions. These people are also known as yuppies. Stumps are more serious since they are related to a piece of a tree with no life left. Thus meaning these individuals are stupid as a stump.
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The dismemberment of every limb
The Black Knight in the film, Monty Python and The Holy Grail gets stumped after King Arthur defeats him in a fight