A fork of Rural Dictionary
Pens, penis.
A Latin 3rd declension Masculine noun declining as follows :
Singular
(Nom) Pens
(voc) Pens
(acc) Penem
(gen) Penis
(dat) Peni
(abl) Pene
Plural
(Nom) Penes
(voc) Penes
(acc) Penes
(gen) Penitum
(dat) Penitibus*
(abl) Penitibus*
(* or alternatively penitrabus)
The massive pen of the general was attacked by the enemy :
Magnus imperatoris pens ab hostibus oppugnatus est.
The great victory of the pen was announced by many girls :
Magna penis victoria ab multis puellis nuntiata est.pens
if you like 2 touch your pen use the hashtag pens on social media
Drawing and/or writing on the first person who falls asleep/passes out at a slumber party or social gathering. Usually done with a sharpie. A practical joke that has a little more dignity than teabagging.
After his fourth shot of vodka, Tommy was vulnerable to a good penning.
It originated from the name of the male reproductive organ. It is the same shape and in some cases it is probably the size of yours if you are a guy reading this. Don't get fooled by pen and penis. Don't forget to put a space after pen when it is followed by the verb is, otherwise you would have spelt penis. See exemple below.
That pen is miniscular.