Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Tosser

A totally useless person

Gordon Brown is an utter tosser just like Tony Blair before him

by The Real Jack the Lad January 10, 2009

Tosser

Refers to fans of the Broadway musical Title of Show written by Jeff Bowen and Hunter Bell. The word is comprised of the initials of the musical's title. Tossers are fans of the best musical ever written.

-Man, Joe is such a Tosser, he knows every word to the musical, he has a t-shirt, AND he's seen the musical 40 times! -Yeah, what a Tosser. I aspire to be as much of a Tosser as Joe.

by TitleOfShower January 27, 2009

Tosser

A straight up Imbecile and The person you dont want to talk to again. Usually a fat British neek

Get out of Here TOSSER!!!!

by xbabushka January 20, 2021

Tosser

English slang to describe someone who's a throwaway or a wanker. Generally used in a derogatory manner to insult someone that no one likes.

"That guy is a right tosser! Isn't he?" "yurp"

by Ballschafer August 21, 2023

tosser

a person who wanks off

Paul Eason is a tosser

by Paul Eason August 12, 2003

Tosser

Australian Slang for being a dickhead, idiot, fool.

Sorry guys i can be a bit of a tosser sometimes.

by Aussie82 July 26, 2011

Tosser

Beautiful, kind and highly intelligent people. Unusual and sought after. The alignment of planets mean most were born in October and have seven names...

I so wish I was a Tosser, sadly I was born on 20 January so there is no hope for me...

by @strivingfortruth September 30, 2019