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Baste

Similar to 'Fry'

To completely and utterly humiliate someone by insulting them.

Guy 1- (insert insult here about Guy 2 and his mom)

Guy 2- *shakes his head* Whatever dude

Guy 3- Ooo boy,.. BASTE! Fo real doe, he just basted the mess outta ya!

by mhm-ya September 29, 2011

Baste

A big man/woman that is capable of crushing and/or eating you.

Andy Carroll is some Baste

by The personwhomakestuff January 22, 2012

baste

A method of getting high by filling a turkey baster with methamphetamine and water. The solution is then injected into the user's anus. This works along the lines of how a suppository works, and most methamphetamine users will not recommend it.

Tony got basted and jumped out a window.

by Radix October 13, 2005

basted

The act of getting a blowjob and pulling out of the girls mouth and blowing ur load when ready.

Man i was getting a bj and i basted all over her face.

by moondisog November 27, 2010

basting

To penetrate the ass of a butchered turkey. Make sure you unload your semen multiple times for flavor. When your family is eating it you pull your dick out and surprise them with whom the chef is.

My wife was turned on by my basting.

by righteousconsumption October 17, 2014

basting

the act of shooting heroin up the rectum with a turkey baster

"hey, i caught franz basting last night"

by matt December 24, 2003

Bast

meaning to "fuck" something

He wanted to "bast" me on my couch!

by I am the bastnagel March 31, 2009