A fork of Rural Dictionary
(n) Usually a homeless person who enjoys cheep wine and yells at passer bys. (n)A band from new jersey
That wino creep really needs a taint punch. Wow wino creep really suck.
A case of wine that is a few bottles short of 12
That case of wine was a wino's dozen, there were only 9 bottles in the box. I wonder where the rest of them went?
A: a bad haircut you get from a bum. B: a sock cap with vomit in it. Like a yarmulke but less kosher. C: An everyday wearable colander. No matter the definition, all are owned by an American Urban legend in the blues world known only as Honest Drangle.
Definition 1 Man 1: "Bro your hair looks awful what happened?" Man 2: "I got a wino hat for 3 bucks. Cheaper and more hipster than mainstream haircuts!" Definition 2 Mom: "Merry Christmas! Santa got drunk and gave you a wino hat!" Tiny Tim Tebow: "Oh joy! This is much better than a regular sock cap! God bless us, everyone!" Definiton 3 "Man I have this pan full of spaghetti but there's all this hot water in the pan too! If only I had a wino hat so I would always be able to drain my pasta on the go!"
Vomit usually from drinking to much.
I drank way too much and blew wino pudding all over my car.
A word used to describe a rare breed of woman, generally blonde, white, over-tanned and skin like leather, who only orders white wine as their meal, sometimes paired with a cigarette.
(Two servers at a restaurant talk in the back) Server 1: "Dude, the white wino is on her 5th glass of chardonnay. I don't think she's leaving anytime soon." Server 2: "I hope she tips well." Server 1: "Last time, she just left me her number." Server 2: "Isn't that Kathy Lee Gifford?"
When a man pays a bum to have sex with him rather than a prostitute.
Santa Barbara Amtrak Station is a prime spot to find dirty winos.
A dumpster. A large trash receptacle usually found outside business establishments. A bin in which winos and bums go dumpster diving.
Edgar and Louise found breakfast in the wino lunch box behind Maxim's.