A fork of Rural Dictionary
A moment that arises and passes...
One that happens when a lady orders a diner and then awaits...for the blonde to reappear to ring up? and cash out. it's almost like a blonde out at that point...
1: you may or may not be blond headed, but u have a moment when you forget something very obvious or ask a stupid question. you can have one either on purpose or by accident. dont mistake it with stupid .
{ a accidental blond moment) Bob: Where is my pencil? Tim: In your hand dumbass!
I am a blonde, k. And I am very intelligent. But, like all blondes, I have blonde moments. Also called a BM Blonde moments are brief periods of 1.) Upmost Stupidity 2.) Talking Bollocks 3.) Being Slow on The Uptake 4.) Stupid Randomess
Example Of Blonde Moment 1.) Upmost Stupidity Blonde Person: Whats the time? Normal Person: Its time you got a watch Blonde Person: *Shows watch* But I alredy have one. Example Of Blonde Moment 2.) Talking Bollocks This one is really hard to explain unless you actually do it or see someone doing it. Its can also be jumbling your words up. Normal Teacher: Whats a alliteration Blond Person: Its one of those poems where deres a word going down and de lines starting from da letters. *thinks* No thats Acrostic Poems Other Student: Miss shes talking bollocks again! Blond: Must of been a BM Example Of Blonde Moment 3.) Being Slow On The Uptake Friend 1: Noo Katie you cant come on the bus to the town with us Friend 2: Yeah we aint got enough money to pay for you Blonde Person: I wil pay Friend 1: Noo noo! Katie im sorry! Blond Person: Honestly I will pay! Friend 2 leans over and hisses: We dont want katie with us! We can afford it! Blonde Person: Oh.... Bm! Example Of Blonde Moment 4.) Stupid Randomness Dude: Dudette your a cheeze muffin *later that day* Blonde person: OMG!!!! HE CALLED U A CHEEZE MUFFIN! OMFG OMFG HE LOVES YOU HE LUVS YOU!!!! Everyone Else: Okayyyyyyy
<Blondieus Momentum> When a person (usually a blonde) does something so ridiculously stupid and obvious a 7 year old could figure out The reason why it's called a "blonde" moment is because of the acts that blondes do. It also happens to blondes the most or girly girls.
<Chelsea> Jadden concentrate on your work! <Jadden> Isn't that stuff in my orange juice? <Chelsea> Oh My God! you just had a Blond Moment!
A term that refers to the day in 2004 when millions of 'dumb' Americans voted in George W Bush for a second term
What?? George W Bush was voted in again?? - those Americans sure must have been having a 'blonde moment'
Someone other than a blond who has no street sense; forgetting something you learned as a child.
Keisha: Girl, you know what? I forgot how to start the car for a minute there. Stacie: You must be having a blond moment.
When someone has a blonde moment and their hair is not originally blonde.
Kelly (not born blonde): As I was leaving for work today I couldn't find my keys. I looked everywhere in the store and even asked my friend to help me look for them. When I got to my car, I found them... I locked them in my car. James: Haha, you had a blonde moment. Kelly: I'm not blonde, though. James: My bad, you had a pseudo-blonde moment.