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Burner

A term popular in the Midwest used to describe cigarette smoking teens with long ratty hair and who listen to heavy metal music from the 80s & 90s. Burners typically skip class, assemble in large groups across the street from the school building, and smoke cigarettes. On average, burners are skinny, malnourished, and smell stale. Burner attire includes tight jeans, improperly tied high top shoes, heavy metal tee shirts in the winter, and a plastic comb carried in the back pants pocket. Both burner boys and girls have poor vision due to heavy drug usage and long bangs.

"Dude, Jamie's Flotsam & Jetsam tee smells like stale cigarettes, he's a total burner."

Example:
Layne (played by Crispin Glover) from "The River's Edge"

by Rugged 1976 April 04, 2011

burner

One who attends the yearly festival called 'Burning Man'. Usually friendly in nature.

Welcome home burners to ever forgiving and changing playa.

Man, did you see all the burners at Albertsons? They bought all the water in Reno!

by Laecee November 19, 2004

burner

An old computer or labtop you keep strictly for porn

Man check this vid out.. No wait, use my burner for porn. (Porn, jerk off, computer, labtop, burner)

Man, she is the hottest porn star ever, pass me my burner and you'll see

by Ianis100 February 19, 2013

burner

a person who lives in Black Rock City for at least one week per year and keeps a playa state of mind every day. Also a person who loves fires and destruction of art by fire.

I melted my hair at the last burner party I attended.

by Wendy February 12, 2004

Burner

A hot, smelly fart. When it comes out hot and smells like something died inside.

That was a burner, ya smell that?!

by Chewish November 16, 2022

Burner

A gun (usually a handgun) that a criminal disposes of after a crime

Get the burners we finna kill this fuck

by 2tone3 December 19, 2017

Burner

Person who attends burning man festival. Rudest and snootiest group of people I’ve ever met.

Burners are assholes

by Mariep January 19, 2020