A fork of Rural Dictionary
Verb. Canoe Croissant (plural canoe croissants) (slang) A sexual act when a woman sits on a man’s face and she tastes like a canoe that’s been in Lake Erie too long, but he eats it anyways.
We were going to town and then she gave me a canoe croissant. The life guard should have shut that beach down a long time ago.
This is when you make a crescent formation with the prawns and have horseys as backups in case formation is destroyed.
Will: I shall unleash En Croissant on your mere mortal prawns. Frankie: Ahh I'm scared of your superior chess knowledge, power, and ability under pressure to conduct such an infamous move, it chills my bones it does, it chills my bones right down to the core. Oh i will never see the world the same, the En Croissant is so terrifying it makes me wake up in the night. All i will think about now, Will, is your En Croissanting verb and higher-ranking skill.
The last name of a clear Mexican man. This last name is almost unrecognizable when showed at first glance but the more you look the more you can see booty croissant.
Friend- “ hey audrey booty croissant “
When you eat a croissant or similar pastry out of someone's butt.
Brian: Hey Kolby, can I have a swamp croissant? Kolby: Alright but I haven't wiped in a while, there might be dingleberries!
When you have a comb-over that looks like a croissant.
"Get a load of that guy, he has a croissant head..."
When someone has sex for so long that their vagina is warm from all the friction.
I had sex with her last night, and I touched her afterwards and she had a heated croissant. vagina sex
The action of masterbating when one's penis is not fully erect
I was too tired last night to fully jerk it, so I had a soft croissant before going to bed. I've been jerking so much all I can do is a soft croissant now. This dry season has to end soon, I'm stuck with soft croissants