A fork of Rural Dictionary
God’s greatest creation. It’s a true shame that they live such short lives, as they brighten everyone’s day by showing unmatched affection no matter who you are or what you’ve done.
“I can have a rough day of work, but I’m instantly uplifted when I see my dogs. They will ALWAYS cheer me up.
Any of several vegetarian hot dog substitutes, including: tofu, textured vegetable protein and others.
Dude 1, "Throw another not dog on the grill for me, will ya?"
Dude 2, "Well, at least it aint lips and assholes!"
Someone who says they'll go somewhere or do something with you, then they don't do it.
Fredrick: Hey Tom, Billy isnt coming to the fight anymore.
Tom: What a DOG...