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Gargoyle

An alcoholic beverage as dangerous as it is beautiful. 8oz of mountain dew. 1 scoop of Gatorade "Frost Glacier Freeze" drink mix. A generous helping of lemon drop schnapps.

Dude, i just mixed Wendy a gargoyle. She's gonna get more drunk than a fourth grader off Four Loko.

by Odin1362 November 11, 2010

Gargoyle

A fat girl who takes naked pictures of herself, and they eventually get posted on Is Anyone Up.

Gargoyle of the day on Is Anyone Up is always nasty.

by Fai hates you September 30, 2011

GARGOYLES

a cartoon series of the 90's or simply a noun for 'TO JERK' or a ridiculous answer if somebody asks something and you don't wanna give him an answer actually. everybodys gon laugh if u say that..guaranteed!

japon1: waddup dawg? whats happenin tonite? japon2: GARGOYLES! japon1: haahaa japon2: haahaa

by P.Stake$ July 01, 2008

Gargoyling

In the U.S military, a form of hazing unwanted soldiers by their peers. Gargoyle refers to the position one assumes on another’s bed post. The others in the barracks then hold down the bed sheets of said sleeping soldier, while the one “gargoyling” shits on that soldiers face.

“There will be NO GARGOYLING in this barrack!” “Let’s gargoyle PVT. Duke, I fucking hate that douche”

by Cuzinfockher February 10, 2023

gargoyling

The act of a female perching over a male's cock and giving head from the squatting position. Thus if someone were to walk by it would look like a gargoyle perched over a male.

Uh, I just walked in on my roommate gargoyling the neighbor again.

by yupski December 29, 2010

the gargoyle

the term used to describe a dude vibin on the top of a toilet stall, perched like a bird and shittin 6 feet down on the floor

John: Woah, look at Mike! He’s doin the gargoyle! Mike: *grins hideously and empties his intestines onto the bathroom floor*

by jo-mama-bruh October 23, 2019

Gargoyling

A sex term. a man scares a woman and then pulls down his pants and jizzes in her mouth. Than the woman has to gargol the cum in her mouth while saying" the huntch back of Notre Dame.

a man scares a woman and then pulls down his pants and jizzes in her mouth. Than the woman has to gargol the cum in her mouth while saying" the huntch back of Notre Dame. this is called Gargoyling.

by Nitsuj Siena Theater/aerdna October 27, 2009