A fork of Rural Dictionary
A crude yet ironically witty insult by a now banned forum member (volke) on the Taleworlds forum, for the game Mount&Blade. This rapidly spread through the forum, aided by several people adding it to their signature. Due to the popularity of this insult, it evolved into a meme. See the other variations.
I'm going to fuck you in the balls.
something that you say to a person when you are horny or just don't like someone
Me: I'm going to fuck you up your gf: oh pls also me: I'm going to fuck you up The stupid brad: oh shit
What a bunch of dumb ass military and military dependapotamuses say to businesses when you don't bend over and give them what they want when they are wrong. Something that you hear a million times a day if you work in customer service around military people.
Upon moving out of your apartment, you get charged to clean it when you move out. (Because you didn't clean it) HOW DARE THEY! Don't they know that you're in the military???? So you march into their office and let them know that they are totally unprofessional, stupid and fat. And you tell them "I'm going to the Garrison and I'm toing to get you blacklisted" You eat out at a restaurant and they don't offer a military discount. HOW DARE THEY! Don't they know that you're in the military????? So you refuse to pay your bill and instead yell at the busboy (who has absolutely NO say in their policy) "I'm going to get you blacklisted" You come home from a deployment and purchase a $40,000 vehicle, even though you only make $22,000 per year. You don't make any but the first two payments and the repo man comes to pick up your ride. HOW DARE THEY! Don't they know that you're in the military????? So you threaten the tow truck driver with your Glock and tell him "I'm going to get you blacklisted"
A phrase adopted by Australian comedian Adam Hills, usually used as an expression of affirmation or encouragement. It was coined during a 1999 stand-up performance in Melbourne, Australia. Hills had invited an audience member on stage to yell out his own name; instead, the man shouted "go you big red fire engine!" The phrase quickly became an audience chant, and Hills subsequently used it as an affirmative mantra, eventually basing a stand-up show around it in 2001. "Go you big red fire engine!" came to be regarded as a general expression of encouragement, and with Hills' urging it began to weasel its way into pop culture: it ended up appearing in a Detroit newspaper and on a Swedish website, as well as being yelled out in the Australian Federal Parliament by then-Senator Natasha Stott Despoja.
"The only way I could get through every night (of a bad gig) was, as I walked on, to just go, 'go you big red fire engine!' I could face anything after saying that!" - Adam Hills, "Go You Big Red Fire Engine" (2001)
Use this phrase in times of extreme anger towards other people, when your brain isn't functioning well enough to put together a logical, coherent threat.
I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe.
A dick way of saying "get the fuck out of here" if you are hanging out at someone's house.
"Well, there's really nothing left we can do, you can go now, if you want." "Wow... Such a dick."