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volke

1. slang used for pvp trash 2. used to describe someone who's really laggy and trashy 3. also describes someone who's terrible beyond belief that any amount of cash spamming won't help him

1. dude, ur such a volke 2. god, this guy is totally a volke 3. this guy is a volke, he's so terrible and laggy man Can also be used as a verb: ex. stop volking

by bigpronpnp December 26, 2010

Volks

1. Short for Volkswagen, a car company best known for making the Beetle. 2. A small company in Japan specializing in a variety of customizable and character dolls, figures, and sculptures.

Volks recently opened an English site for customers living abroad.

by Setsuna September 15, 2004

Volk

V: To vigorously cum on the face

"Did you just volk?" "Yes, yes I did."

by plut0nium September 14, 2011

Volk

A professional Pooper

Mastering an upper decker, behind the backer, poop smear, seat crapper, urinal crapper etc. would make you a Volk

by iTakeUpperDeckers August 23, 2011

volks

short for Volkswagen. best bang for teh buck.

i drive a nice volks. wanna get a BMW later tho to add to my car collection, also an audi, porsche, and a benzo.

by Spider John May 17, 2004

Volk

A very angry and violent person who is very depressed and takes their anger out on everyone and everything. Volk's tend to punch things and can start harassing innocent people.

Oh god, look at Johnny. He's being Volk again.

by Daijobou July 05, 2019

Volked

To mess something up in the least dignified or expected way

Wow, he really volked it this time

by Volkiewolkie April 22, 2022