A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you are lying on a hammock receiving a succulent BJ and discover that your wife of 10 years is actually your fraternal twin.
I knew I was in a Virginia hammock when my wife started talking about her parents and they were also my parents.
When someone who does not partake in lower body grooming can braid the genital and anal hairs together in a mini hammock.
After quarantine, Mikey’s ball hair was so long he was finally able to make a Mediterranean hammock.
When a woman's underwear, whether unintentionally or by design, rides up between her outer labia but remains covering her clitoris and inner labia. The strip of fabric harkens to the image of a small hammock for the clitoris.
This new Victoria's Secret thong is totally becoming a clit hammock.
To 69.
We were switching hammocks and my mother came in!
What is a Sasquatch doing wearing a banana hammock at a little girl's birthday party?
The act of sex when a female is dangling from the ceiling via four or five ropes ((two for her arms and two for her legs and one extra for her midsection)) and is spread eagle in an X formation.
Loren: How's your relationship going? You still bored? Arian: Tsh, Naw, man. I was with her last night and she was my Bacon Hammock for the night, brah. Loren: You did The Bacon Hammock?? Awesome! I've always wanted to try that. Arian: You should, dude, it's totally relaxing because I can just stand and sway her around while she dangles.
pinching your scrotum between your thigh and the toilet seat to keep your balls out of the water
person #1: every time i sit on the toilet my balls hit the water Person #2: bro, you need to stick your sack under your thigh and make a "dry hammock" to keep them above of the water