Country Dictionary

If your a dad of a girl named Jeanie, your probably a sexy beast. A fucking 10000/10 smash. Dad's of Jeanie's are often very kind and love giving people rides ;). Also, their favorite number is twee, because fuck three.

Bob: Fuck bro, I lost no nut November.
John : What'd you lose to?
Bob: Jeanie's Dad's sexy ass.

Noun. An erection while wearing jeans.

1. There is nothing worse than a jeanis joner encounter at the bar.

2. Get your jeanis joner outta here!

3. Anyone who's ever been to a school dance knows about jeanis joners.

4. Man, his jeanis joner was so hard.

it's when your jeans make it look like you have a boner in your crotch area

Oh! Pranav has a jeanis, let's bully him, hahahaha 😂🤣

A penis, made of or covered entirely by blue American denim.

Yo man, that's the nicest jeanis I've seen all summer!

A jean-penis. When your jeans stick up at the zipper making what looks like a bulge traditionally caused by a penis.

"Hey look my jeanis is showing!"

(1)the Jeanis is something that takes shape in the front of your jeans that makes it look like you have a penis in your jeans, even if you don't (for the girls) (2) if you actually have a penis and the tiny Jeanis that occurs, makes it look bigger.

hey stacy you have a code jeanis happening you might wanna flatten that out

the bump on jeans and hat happens when you sit down that looks suspiciously like a penis

when she sat a jeanis appeared in her lap