Country Dictionary

Humorously, the civic duty imposed on we Americans every four to eight years by state or federal courts: jury duty. A boon for some people, a blasted nuisance to most of us.

What's brown and smelly and found on the floor of the courtroom? Jury doody!

to fix or build something so that it only lasts for a short time

His boss was mad because someone jury rigged the siren.

A group of citizens serving on a jury who are well endowed A.K.A have big cocks

the hung-jury could not come up with a verdict even after honest thought. Luckily they had large penises?

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Referring to a group of 12 people who can't convict a child murderer because of a "conscience issue" but have no problem taking $50K to go on a talk show and talk about it.

Jim: "Did you hear about that child murderer that got off only with lying to law enforcement?

Scott:"Yeah, she had a Florida jury, no wonder she got off."

Jewelery that goes in your mouth; i.e. "a grill/grillz"

Got me a new piece of mouf jury today...dropped an ass load of cheada on it, but I luv dis grill.

Biased Jury

ADA Binger is hoping for a "Chauvin Jury" in the Rittenhouse trial.

An iteration of Juris Doctor. "Doi" is slang for person, guy, dude, clown, bro, savant...etc.

"Hey bro I heard you just graduated law school and passed the bar. Congratulations!"
"Thanks, I have finally become a Juris Docdoi."