A fork of Rural Dictionary
Somebody that is good at most sports
That's a true Keaton right there
Keaton is an amazing best friend, and will try to be nice to everyone even when people are telling her not to. Keaton doesn’t let anybody stop her from getting what she wants even her own twin. If you are sad, all you have to do to be happy is call Keaton. Keaton will never give up on you, and will only make you stronger. Keaton is a lovely person, and is fun to hang around even when everyone else thinks she is a fun killer.
Keaton is my best friend and hopefully will always be mine
Keaton is an annoying person. He know just how to make people very mad very quickly. A Keaton never turns in there homework and is failing almost every class. Trust me when I say this, never ever trust a Keaton. No matter what Keaton does not shut up.
Kallie: Keaton please be quiet
Keaton: No
Teacher: Keaton you have 15 missing assignments
Keaton: okay
Ella: Keaton please stop talking
Keaton: No
Teacher: turn in your homework
Keaton: it is not done yet
Danny: of course it is not done yet
Keaton: Haha
Dat fucking nonce that u sit next to and get raped by
Keaton is more frequently used as a boys name however, when you come across a girl named Keaton it is very special. For Keaton is usually very smart, pretty, and funny. That’s not all though. She also seems to rub off as a tad bit witty and rude but, once you get to know her, she is gorgeous. Inside and out. So, if you’re ever lucky enough to meet a girl named Keaton, stick around.
“See that girl over there? Thats Keaton”
“Wow! Shes stunning”