Country Dictionary

The creature god created to keep the pedophiles at bay.

And on the 4214th day our lord created midgets.

1. Offensive. An extremely small person who is otherwise normally proportioned.
2. A small or miniature version of something.
3. A class of small objects, as a class of very small sailboats or racing cars.

-Issac: Hey David, who is that 10-year-old sitting next to you in chemistry?
-David: No, man. That's Marco, my midget friend

Main Entry: midg·et
Pronunciation: \ˈmi-jət\
Function: noun
Usage: often attributive
Etymology: midge
Date: 1816

1: something (as an animal) much smaller than usual
2 : a monkey disguised as a clown
3: a front-engine, single-seat, open-wheel racing car smaller and of less engine displacement than standard cars of the type

Look at that midget swinging in the trees!

the disease first discovered in south england resulting in the horizontally challenged and/or short

After being diagnosed with midgetism, the old man slowly got shorter

abnormally small limbs and torso but unbeleivably large head and forehead.
The are surprisingly strong they have all the strength of ten men compressed in to their little midget body

look at that midget he is so cute i want to kiss his huge forehead

The most amazing species on the world, short and cute.

"aww midget! your so adorable!"

a unit of measurement. 3 feet tall and 64 lbs.

I am 2 midgets tall. I weigh 2 and a half midgets