Country Dictionary

Collective noun describing a group of retarded children

Hide your crayons, there's a Mustard of retards approaching.

This is an alternative name for marijuana. It is often used at the office/workplace or in emails so that other words for pot need not be used.

"I wish I could have some mustard with my lunch today." "I'll meet you for a beer, and maybe later we can have some mustard."

A condiment that everybody who is young, like under 18 years old hates,except for a few people who can't stand cream based, sauces,though fewer and fewer people who are young and healthy eat this yellow paste because, supposedly it burns there palate, and it stings there nostrils, the way mustard gas burns up people.

It is projected by the Condiment survey, that by the year 2010, fewer than 2.5 percent of the population will eat mustard, 12 year old in 2010: Ewwwww!!! Does this have mustard on it?!?! I hate mustard!! Where is a knife so I can get this off my burger? Parent in 2010:(thinking to self) Man, when I was a kid, mustard was still large in picnics. What is up with so many people hating it now?

Yellow glotch that some people like to put on their food. It often comes in a yellow thing with a nozzle on it.

mustard(v.) when a guy with a short and thick cock (sausage-like penis) cums inside of a girl.

would you please mustard my hole?

sweatchirt with a zipper... one day a man was walkiung down the street with the name of amir khan... and has msutard all over his sweat shirt from his sandiwich.. therefore now we call them mustards

look at that sick mustard.. its from ecko

A term used to describe people of Asian nationality.

Look at that Mustard's car.