A fork of Rural Dictionary
(British)
1.
0, Zero, Nothing, Nort.
2.
The sphincter, which resembles a '0'.
3.
(Perjorative/Slur)
A dislikable idiot. Comparative to an arsehole, only more foolish and less self-aware.
1. 'I came all this way for nort'
2. "Ouch, that hit me right in the nort"
3. "Trump suggested injecting disinfectant to cure Coronavirus. He's such a nort"
A silly person or a person doing something really stupid. This is a cleaner choice word or slang term than jerk, retard, retarded, or asshole. Not to be confused with nigger or nigga, which no one on earth should ever use.
Only a nit nort would drive and watch tv or text at the same time.
Janet got drunk the night before her final exam for college.
What a nit nort.