A fork of Rural Dictionary
The hardest word for the people on yahoo answers to spell, other than Ouija. Seriously, It's not that hard!!!
Do I really have to do this? Girl on yahoo answers: I'm pregnanante The world: IT'S PREGNANT
When a guy fills a girl up with his semen and a new life is created
Kiersten : Guess what Jake I'm Pregnant! Jake : God Damn how did this happen we use condoms? Kiersten : Well if your big dick would quit busting them maybe they would have worked! Jake : Well that is true I do have a big dick! Kiersten : So should we get married now or wait till after I have the baby? Jake: Oh man do I have to take responsibility too! Kiersten : Hey your dick got us into this mess I am not supporting this baby alone! Jake : Thanks a lot you stupid dick! (Wack) Kiersten : Did you just spank your dick? Jake : Yeah cause it was bad!
Supposed to be the happiest moment in a couples lives but the dumb asses who conceived by accident just ruin the definition. Don't have sex until your ready for the consequences.
Happy responsible couple; Girl: Baby, we're pregnant. Guy: -inshock- oh my God!! Lets make a doctors appointment ASAP! -hugs and kisses- The Accident couple Girl: I'm pregnant Guy: Congrats Girl: Your the father Guy: Bi*ch Maury will determine this. Girl: Omg i hate you. -cries-
What could happen when A guy lay's A women down on an bed and pumps her full of his cum
Craig : So are you still fuckin Kiersten after work? Chad : Yeah but we always use protection! Kiertsten : Hey Chad your condom broke again last night so I'm most likely Pregnant! Chad : God Damn't Craig : Oh Nice! Chad : Fuck You Craig!
Just waiting to blast out a baby
I’m going to drink all the wine in world when I’m done pregnanting this bastard
What at least one girl gets in high school.
Girl 1: Rebecca got pregnant and she doesn't even know who the father is. Girl 2: I'm not surprised, she's a slut.
Scariest word in the english language.
girl: i'm pregnant. boy: oh god (then shits his pants)