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smoked

Hosed down with a gun.

{Joshua}: Hey Chris, didjya hear that Frankie in Seattle got smoked last night?

by Telephony February 08, 2014

smoked

shot, or murdered

i heard dee smoked that bitch

by blunt1 March 27, 2003

smoked

(United States Army) 1. To be disciplined through extreme physical exercise or activity, conducted by a drill sergeant during basic training

D.S. Mccarthy smoked the whole platoon because of one soldier's canteen not being full of water.

by Anonymous November 16, 2002

smoking

A simple way to simultaneously ruin your health, eliminate your sex appeal, empty your wallet and support huge corporations that don't give a damn about well-being.

Smoking is a great way to increase the cost of your health insurance and life insurance, AND your likelyhood of needing to utilize them.

by JessK March 15, 2005

smoking

A legal form of suicide.

He was depressed so he started smoking.

by Bigdaddysmack November 23, 2009

smoking

Way of paying large amounts of tax.

Dont talk to me about income tax... i smoke

by oracle March 13, 2004

smoked

to be blown away in some sort of competition.

My Powerbook smoked your G4 in those performance benchmarks!

by Bungalow Bill October 18, 2001