A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a baby screams at a high pitch tone, like a teapot whistling. Slowly increasing volume and pitch.
As soon as I took the toy away, she started teapotting, so I gave it back.
A male whore who gets with any and every girl that will take him usually very egotistical.
Isn't he with Beth?
No, that was yesterday he got with Hannah last night.
Yeah he's such a teapot.
The act of putting male genitalia on someone's (male, female, or good friends) forehead with an erection. Forming when looked at a specific angle resembles a teapot.
"Dude please tell me you got a picture of Stu when he was getting a teapot at the party last night."
Noun, Someone who has been fried by so many drugs that they think that they are an inanimate object such as a teapot.
"Dude why is he standing like that?"
"The guys had to much angel dust he thinks hes a teapot."
A friend who, although well-meaning, is emotionally unresponsive or incapable of real conversation. Such friends can be nice distractions but usually can't be counted on for anything.
I tried to talk to him about my girlfriend problems, but he's a teapot.