A fork of Rural Dictionary
Teapotting is when a man is masturbating and sticks his thumb up his own ass to massage his prostate gland in order to intensify the experience. "I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle and here is my spout"
Mark walked in only to find Phil teapotting himself while watching Fair City.
Phil's orgasms are amazing when he teapots himself.
Female form of teabagging. The male genitalia dangle like a teabag, but a female would have to use her entire rear end. As long as we're talking tea that's the whole teapot.
You fell asleep with your mouth open, and Fat Tina was teapotting you!
When a baby screams at a high pitch tone, like a teapot whistling. Slowly increasing volume and pitch.
As soon as I took the toy away, she started teapotting, so I gave it back.
The sound you make when your screeching has reached a new high, usually happen when you're simping over someone/something.
I shouldn't have used my earphones. I think my eardrums just bursted out after your teapoting.
A gay Man. Comes from how gay men stereotypically carry themselves, one hand on the hip the other out looking like the spout of a teapot. Like the dance that goes with the children's song "I'm a little teapot short and stout".
Bystander: Wow that guys a total teapot.
A sexual act where a woman assumes a "doggystyle" position while man squeezes his testies one by one into her anus. After insertion, the woman then flexes her P.C. muscles while the man masturbates to orgasm. The man will sometimes make a whisling sound just prior to or during ejaculation to simulate the sound of a teapot.
I gave her a teapot and painted her back white.
where a man places his genitals into a teapot filled with warm water(and bubble if you want) - then have your partner blow down the spout of the teapot giving your bits and pieces a nice jacuzzi.
i am looking forward to a spot of teapotting with my partner later