A fork of Rural Dictionary
It's anallingus, with a tug job.
Trombone is something you would remember if you had one.
N. 1) A brass instrument with a slide mechanism rather than valves. This results in much greater freedom with articulation. It also produces a much freer tone quality, however, it does slightly inhabit playing at blazing speeds (though virtuosi such as Christian Lindberg have enough skill to play anything they wish). Also known as the greatest instrument ever. The trombone has the most vocal quality of any instrument, and is also exceptional at loud, brazen playing. Played by a trombonist. 2) A dildo. V. To engage in sexual activity using a dildo (also abreviated "bone")
1) "Listen to that beautiful trombone playing!" 2) "Cree wanted to fuck his girl, but he was to small, the dude used a trombone!" 3) "my girl tromboned me last night and my ass is still sore.
a sexual act involving the buttocks
Tim: Let's get to Tromboning, Richard! Richard: Oooh ahhh, you've done an excellent job. My arse is clean!