A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you get a hand job in the back seat of a 96 Jeep Cherokee.
Dude you should of been there to see my 96 handie last night. Freaking awesome!
When two or more individuals meet, more commonly at a nudist beach and engage in mutual (giving and receiving) maturbation on the beach.
Today I went to the nudist beach and this guy next to me had a really nice boner, he was looking at me...I was looking at his boner and then one this led to antoher and we had a "mutual sandy handy".
Just.... Regulate.
Please.
(& Ty).
"You're pretty fuckin' handy with the steel gurl".
-Said Etho on his one night stand.
When it's your birthday and you give yourself a handjob.
Frank: It's my birthday. I have some time to spare. I'll give myself a birthday handy!
Handy-dime(s):
An act of solicitation/prostitution where one performs a quick hand-job on someone for 10 mins in exchange for $10 or a “dime” bag of drugs. Person looking to give the handy-dime is almost always extremely desperate and in dire need of quick cash or a quick fix. (May not be legal in all states and/or countries.
Handy-dime(s)
Jane was so broke and in need of some quick cash, that she was willing to give a handy-dime to the next person tnat drove by.
OR
That chick looks like hell. She should start giving out some handy-dimes to feel better
A hand job that is given after the giver has been chopping chili peppers, causing the receiver experience a burning sensation from hot pepper residue on their penis.
Mid HJ I realized my wang was on fire. She’d inadvertently given me a tandoori handy after
dinner.