A fork of Rural Dictionary
To masturbate maturely, typically while wearing a monocle, top hat, and smoking from a corn cob pipe
I wish to partake in the act of Maturbating, where did I leave my monocle and cob pipe?
Masturbating to only images of Mater from cars
Keith Scott enjoys maturbation
The act of masturbating to mature porn.
Dude, the reason i like old chicks is because all i do is maturbate.