Country Dictionary

A person who thinks that emptiness in a cup can be halved.

Girl 1: Look at that hottie!
Girl 2: Hell no!
Girl 3: Why?
Girl 1: Yeah, why? *bleep*.
Girl 2: I'm pretty sure they're that cup half empty guy.
Girl 1 and 3: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

An expression of showing everyone around you that you are about to buy something.

"Yo, this cool as fuck! Empty out your pockets I want all that."

A condition that happens to people who are too lazy to make themselves something to eat. This condition usually leads to a watery stool.

I've got Empty Belly Syndrome. I'm just too lazy to get out of bed.

EMPTY LANGUAGE idiom : 1. an expression that doesn't have much sense; 2. idea that has a little interest.

eg. A- Let's cut the English class.

B- Oh dear, what an empty language!

In other words, "Bring it all in"

When there is a full out. Full moon and empty legs.

Public Works slang for taking a number 2

Me: I’m gonna go and empty the vactor real quick
Coworker: I already did that earlier today
Me: No the Vactor, my bowels!
Coworker: oh! That Vactor

A type of humor where the punchline is the lack of

"He enjoys empty humor"