A fork of Rural Dictionary
thoughts : i’m depressed
also thoughts : ice cream sesh
person : *vibes and complains there fat*
ice cream sesh is when u sit with ur friends and eat loads of ice cream and listen to music or watch a movie and talk/spill tea. not that complicated 🤷 ♀️
person: you wanna ice cream sesh?
also a person but could be an alien: yes indeed i do 😌
When you've been on the sniff all weekend causing you to have the sniffles that last more than 2 days
Frank: "boh! Feel more bunged up than Charlie sheen! Sesh flu can fuck clean off
when two or more people both over-use sarcasm in a situation that the situation becomes awkward and both parties are thoroughly confused.
Person 1: (sarcastically) hey whore you gonna give me a blow job later?
Person 2: (sarcastically) hell yeah let's go right now!
Person 1: (seriously) really?
Person 2: (seriously) no! ew, you creep!
Person 3: whoa. sarcash awk sesh!
Sesh minions are usually found desperately trying to start a sesh but are sadly incapable of starting anything worth staying for. They follow around experienced seshers in hope of bargaining for some weed or alcohol, or maybe they just really want to feel included. Most of the time, they are in their early teens, trying to become "cool" or boost their ego. Sometimes, they even try and have seshes which don't involve any drugs or alcohol, they just hang around in one public place for a long time. No one is sure why they're even trying, not even the sesh minions themselves.
Goddammit, Joe. I just wish that sesh minion would get the fuck off my back and stop asking me for weed. He looks twelve and I'm already doing enough illegal shit as it is. C'mon, kid, go hang out in front of a Tesco's or something.
A marijuana smoking session which leads on to the wee hours of the morning, preferably out of a bong, and consumes many grams in one sitting.
Yo man I was tryin to fuckin catch a wink last night but steve just stayed up Bauer Seshin' beside me.
The definition of an activity where the female is edging the male over a long time, until the male reaches a point where can’t control his penis muscles and then automaticly cums. This can be done in a solo/duo/trio/squad or more. If you «edge» over a long time i’ts called a «Edge sesh» wich is the opposite of «Gooning»
Example one.
Person 1 : I would like to have an Edge sesh with you when we get to my goon cave
Person 2 : I’m your teacher…
Example two
«Two persons says a word on the exact same time»
«A jinx»
Person 1 : «Jinx» you owe me an Edge sesh.
Person 2 : ah you got me