A fork of Rural Dictionary
A sloppy toppy move you can gift to your homies.
A hairspray but it's made of the fake butter you get from microwave popcorn.
When you and your partner go on a spontaneous matinee movie date to a foreign war memorial movie and you go a little too far on the popcorn. And the butter is everywhere, EVERYWHERE. All of the wrong places
About to go on my third date with this person, maybe it's time for the greasy Susan ;)
Someone who stays up late; A night-owl
My girlfriend never comes to bed before midnight. She's such an up late Susan.
Unintentionally saying something that is straight out filthy at work. It is usually the same perpetrator over and over. While it can be followed by someone saying, "That's what she said" it is usually so wildly inappropriate, you swear the person said it on purpose and stare in astonishment, but the person really is just that innocent or ignorant.
Loudly proclaiming "The ostrich's penis was ridiculously big! Like almost dragging on the ground big" (just truly astonished at the size of something) as you walk into a meeting at work. Or starting a conversation with the boss by asking, "Can I sit on one of your balls?" (Referring to a yoga ball). Both of those are usually followed by an almost disgusted look by all who are present and someone saying, "There she goes with another Accidental Susan."
Used sometimes by extremely fucked up people, a roughie susan is a variaton of fapping except with the use of salt, which can result in burning of the skin.
Man, that felt worse thana roughie susan.
a band that was started before it meant a dirty condom swallowed by it's recipiant
rusty susan is much less vulgar than a used condom being swallowed
The act of putting saran wrap over your face while another person defecates on it.
Steve wanted to bring the relationship to the next level so he asked Mindy to give him a Steaming Susan.