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Pulled a Howard

John Howard was an Australian prime minster who went missing after a swim. A theory is he’s swam to Hawaii and that’s why ScoMo went there. Pulling a Howard is another term for fucking off during a bad time.

ScoMo pulled a Howard during the 2019/2020 session of bushfires in Australia and went to Hawaii.

by Queenduckie4273 April 26, 2020

rat howard

rat howard is a rat

rat howard

by airplane_vroom April 06, 2022

Todd Howard

The personification of the Napoleon complex. An absolute manlet. Short-tempered, always compensating and prone to telling tall tales, tiny Todd exhibits the classic symptoms of suffering from a Napoleon complex deluxe, undoubtedly due to him being a petite and effeminate runt of a sissy manlet boy. This terminally insecure turbo-manlet ruined many video games with his pathological lying. The desperate act of a little man with a big Napoleon complex.

Hey, isn't that tiny Todd Howard riding on a Skeever over there? That utterly insignificant manlet is probably on the way to his hobbit-hole to order high heels and hookers online!

by ManletDepreciator July 21, 2024

Sam Howard (Sambob)

a being that has a grossly high intelligence.
found in ambient locations and has an crippling addiction for protein bars. if you scream SAAAAMMMMMBOBBBBBB!!!! he will be summoned while playing smoke on the water.

Who’s constantly stalking me? oh that’s just Sam Howard (Sambob) you must have summoned him when you sneezed!

by Shygvy June 01, 2022

Jack Patterson-Howard

Born to “Haiiii<33 :3” Forced to “Yo wassup gang”

FUCK SOCIAL STANDARDS AND EXPECTATIONS - Jack Patterson-Howard

by Panucci’s_Aaa May 24, 2023

Howard Klein

Arnold Schwarzenegger's pseudonym for his personal training business.

Howard Klein was one of the greatest bodybuilders and regrettfully took steroids.

by Coop Dupe April 11, 2020

Dr Howard Schnider

A man who was used as a social experiment at creating everyone's worst nightmare for dentists.

Oh god, Dr Howard Schnider is back in business and ready to strike again.

by THESAYCOMPTER3 October 07, 2021