A fork of Rural Dictionary
A discarded bloody tampon or pad
She lobbed her ketchup packet at me during a row, menstrual blood was everywhere
A slur used towards women on their period.
Originally it's those packets of ketchup you get with your school lunch or any other fast food resteraunt.
Ketchup Packet is a pretty messed up thing to say to a woman so I wouldn't say that unless if you wanna get smacked.
You gotta lick all the ketchup
ketchup rule boy
The Ketchup rule means you must lick it all if you drop it
Used to express positive agreement or excitement
"I got offered a job today" "Smooth Ketchup!"
The slit you make in a hotdog before microwaving it to make sure it doesn't explode
*microwave goes POP really loud*
Guy: "man, you didn't make a ketchup trench. Go clean out my fucking microwave"
I can only drink a bottle ketchup
Friend: Drinking Coke
Me: Slaps it and gives bottle of ketchup
Friend: WHY
Me: it’s national ketchup day
Friend: oh ok