Country Dictionary

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clay pigeon shoot

A dry wank

"Did your girl come over last night?" " Nah, I was in a bad way dude. All I could manage was a clay pigeon shoot."

by zen123 July 29, 2016

payday clay

The candy bar Payday as a clay sculpture. Can also be a term to generally describe any sort of food clay sculpture.

"My weird aunt made me a payday clay for Christmas when I was a kid. I still keep that in my room as eccentric decoration."

by eatmyshortseatmyshortsnow October 06, 2020

Clay-bling

Adding flair, ostentation and/or detailed artwork to a plaster cast on a broken bone.

When a small child has broken their wrist, and their mum draws pretty flowers and stuff on it or puts sparkly things on it, the child has Clay-bling.

by Lady Tommo November 02, 2010

clay poop

clay poop is really sticky poop that takes you 69 wipes to achieve full cleanliness

aye bro i got clay poop Bro:you that sucks

by clay poop master November 20, 2020

clay target

A gay engineer's butthole

Everybody took turns blowing out his clay target.

by Bubba Buttfucker February 12, 2018

landen clay

A name that is very susceptible to jokes

Would it hurt if you jumped out if an airplane and you landen clay

by TheBigLandouski October 22, 2018

Gassius Clay

Gas Fire Something super fire, or gas; something dank or chronic

Bruh, that shit was Gassius Clay That tree we smoked has me bugging, that was some Gassius Clay

by WolfOfWallerStreet January 12, 2019