Country Dictionary

A guy that simps for an Anime chick who will never love him

Guy1: Have you heard of Alberto?
Guy2: Yeah....He simps for a MHA character, right?

A very hyper and exciting person. People with this name are also very kind hearted. This name means "bright and noble" but depending on it's origin, it also means "wanderer".

"Wow he's very hyper today!"
"He's not just hyper, he's Alberto!"

Some nigga that wants to “go back home”.
Likes to watch anime and jerk off to hentai. Really good at Minecraft. Sees the world in black & white. Very realistic and pessimistic. VERY MEAN AND YELLS AT HIS FRIENDS. Friends are useless like Sakura Haruno. Lowkey loves his friends and family he just stubborn. Kawaii in the streets but Senpai in the sheets.

Alberto will fuck on yo bitches

That nigga will fuck u up he a fukin thug don't mess wit dat nigga

Alberto my nigga that dude is a cold hearted crazy straight up thug ass mothafucka

An alberto is a poo-ho, a very undesirable woman. This word references Alberto Pojols (pronounced Alberto Poohos)

Origin:
Poo- fecal waste
Ho- a prostitute

Usage: often used by a friend to stealthily alert one that he is flirting with a poo-ho

A man is talking to a very unattractive woman at a party, and his friend walks up to him, saying, "Alberto is on the phone for you. Let it ring."

A guy who is cocky, sarcastic but very intelligent and sweet. He is a bi sexual man who will go after anything that his heart desires. But overall he gets what he wants but what he gets will mostly be a guy or looks like one.

friend 1: have you seen alberto?

friend 2: I think he's giving a BJ to his cousin.

That one nigga in the group that keeps farting . Often takes from 5 to 8 shits a day

Guy 1: Damn bro whys there shit all over the toilet seat and the floor
Guy 2: I saw Alberto walk out of here
Guy 1: Ah snm