A fork of Rural Dictionary
placing your child in between the mattress and the box spring for safe keeping
Sheila, will I see you at the pub this Saturday? If you're in a pinch, you can utilize the Irish Babysitter.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the ๐ ๐ ๐ ใยคใ Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...
When you're the person who's sitting in back with another person or persons you don't know too well or just met, and you have to entertain /talk to them. #wishiwasinthepassengerseatcuzthisisawkward
Friend 1: I'm mad at my Mike.
Friend 2: Why?
Friend 1:
Because I had to be the backseat babysitter to that random while ya'll sat in front chillin.
Friend 2: That was Brandon
Friend 1: I don't f******know him tho!
A rectangular device, most commonly a smartphone or an iPad, that is given to young children to keep them occupied so they don't annoy their parents while they drink.
"Come down to the pub and have a few beers?"
"Nah I can't, I'm looking after the young fella."
"Just bring him and down with the Rectangled Babysitter."
"Genius, see you in 20".
Any electronic device that keeps the kids at bay, quiet and basically INVISIBLE!!!
PSP, DSiXL, DS, DSi, GAME GEAR, GAMEBOY..etc
Hey, the waitress needs your order...his heads stuck in that damn restaurant babysitter!!
Another name for a sixteenth of an Oz of dope.a teener or teen.....aka a babysitter.
I ran out this morning....any idea where I can find a babysitter?
One who that sit on a baby/babies
The babysitter is sitting on my baby!