Country Dictionary

A woman with an extremely worn, stretched out vagina.

Ari's mom is such a bagel.

drunk, inebriated, intoxiacated, shit-faced, out of your gord

the girl with the paul wellersdick got bageled at the party last night.

the act of running up to your friend and throwing/hitting them with a bagel. For this assassination to be valid, you must recite this saying to your victim, “you just been bageled fool!”

Sarah: Hey Joe, do you like bagels?
Joe: Why yes Sarah, I love bagels!
Sarah: *sarah begins bageling joe
Joe: wtf Sarah?!?!
Sarah: You just been bageled fool!

A toasted bagel.

Kevin: How do you know when your bagel is "bagelized"?
Kendra: You mean when is it toasted?

Kevin: Yeah.

Buying a bunch of bagels then going to someones house opening the door and then chucking them at everyone in sight!

That bitch Bryan didn't invite Taylor and Michelle to his guitar hero party so they went bageling instead, and they hit up his house... twice.

Someone who is extremely cheap.

(Comes from the generic Jew characteristic of frugal, and the fact that all Jews love bagels)

Dude, don't be a bagel, I need the money for my enema!

an inflamed anal scphinter muscle

that guy jus ass fucked me rough, now ive got a bagel