A fork of Rural Dictionary
the johnson country (ks) way of tp'ing. At the end of the day, the left over bagels at Einstein Bros. are given away. So people dumb them on unsuspecting yards. Like tp'ing put more expensive. Best done if it will rain that night.
Person 1: Hey dude, that ass Jake broke up with me
Person 2: Hey I got an idea, let's TP his house!
Person 1: No dude, it's going to rain tonight, let's bagel it.
grabbing a somewhat chubby person's belly fat during the act of lovemaking until it forms a shape reminiscent of a bagel and proceeding to penetrate the hell out of the belly-button with your object of choice. objects of choice could possibly be a penis, a dildo, the one-fingered neighborhood kid, etc.
"I came home last night after a long session of bageling your mom."
guy 1: "Dude! What was she like in the sack?!"
guy 2: "Totally awesome man! She's really into bageling!"
When multiple guy friends get naked with their erect penises out while they have one non participant. For this, the non participant will need assorted bagels. The amount depends on how many friends playing, how many rounds you want to play, etc, but it has to be different types of bagels. The non participant, or host, then proceeds to fling the bagels onto the players' erect penises until they can hold no more bagels, The bagels tossed are at random. When everyone can fit no more bagels, there is a random bagel chosen blindly from the remaining bagels. Whoever has the most of that type of bagel on their respective penis is the winner. In this game, the bigger, the better effectively with more room for bagels. So whoever said that size does not matter obviously never went bageling.
"Hey man, wanna go bageling tonight?"
A fucking bagel, tastes good. Why did you even search this just go buy a fucking bagel
"You should buy a bagel instead of using urban dictionary"
A score of zero in a set of tennis. (eg: 6-0, 6-0)
Two scores of 6-0 is a double bagel
"Michelle bageled Debbie in tennis."