A fork of Rural Dictionary
This word is also known as "kb" it is when your cock is big enough to "bruise a girls kidneys"
Oh god caleb im kinda sore i think you bruised my kidneys last night in bed. you are a real kidney bruiser
A man called Bruce that is built different and can mess anyone up that steps in there way. If you mess with a bruiser believe me you will be in for a world of hurt. Bruiser may be tough but he has a soft side when it domes to the ladies he will have your heart pumping making u dizzy with some of the things you can do. You will always need a bruiser in your like he will make you feel so special
Bruiser is an alpha male
Having one testicle or one nut. Just one.
Man, testicular cancer only left me with one Bruiser!
Keyser, WV is the home of Bruiser.
The nose or snout of a dog, typically medium to large breed, especially one of said dog that particularly enjoys ramming its nose into someone's, ideally a woman's, crotch.
Katelin, "Your German shepherd has a huge cooter bruiser."
Taping your dick and balls together with electric tape and banging and brusing your girl.
Joe decided to give Kandy a Buffalo Bruiser after a rough hockey game.
Slang for a horny homosexual male - especially one who doesn't wait until the shirt is off before getting down to business.
Kim: "That guy looks cute - I think I'll ask him out for coffee."
Jessica: "You're wasting your time if you want THAT kind of action. He's a shirt bruiser."