Country Dictionary

A £2000 paper-weight

A single error, Can turn your expensive box, to a simple stone.

A device usually used for entertainment purposes.

I use the computer to play games with.

A machine used for porn and facebook

Come look at porn then check your facebook (computer)

A tool designed to accelerate, and automate, errors.

My computer accelerated, and automated, errors on itself!

A device that computes, especially a programmable electronic machine that performs high-speed mathematical or logical operations or that assembles, stores, correlates, or otherwise processes information.

a Computer, PC, Laptop, Notebook, PDA

machines that are going to take over the world soon.

computers are getting better and dangerous

The machine that allows you to create anything you want... But virtually... (That means you'll never have it)

Look at this gorgeous womanon the screen ... How "flat" is she !!!