Country Dictionary

The penis, but not in a sexy way

"As dusty as a dead dingo's dong" (Sir Les Patterson)

To hit someone on the head of the penis, causing immense pain.

Phil was getting on my nerves so I donged him.

A large Penis,the opposite of a Ding

I wonder if that Chinaman has a Ding or a Dong

College basketball coaches' practice of skirting NCAA rules against commencing a conversation with an unsigned High School player by approaching him in a men's room, and taking the adjoining urinal, in hopes that the H.S. prospect will initiate the conversation legal, but barely

Every time the hot young prospect went to the bathroom at Nike Camp, the whole line of urinals filled up with college coaches donging him, eager to show their interest, but unable to start a conversation. See, e.g., "I Am Charlotte Simmons" by Tom Wolfe

When a guy sneaks up to one his buddies preferably in a public place and slaps him with his penis so that he doesn't realise and then tell them they have just been donged

woodsy - "awww danny donged me so badly at the pool today"

A grey rubber rock, held in your hands

I got a dong in my pocket I'm gonna beat you with my dong!

To wear an item of clothing that also one's penis shape to be seen easily such as sweatpants or basketball shorts with no underwear.

Jon: "Did you see David yesterday in those sweatpants?" Kyle: "Yeah, I don't think he was wearing any drawers " Jon: "He was really donging it"