A fork of Rural Dictionary
Grass that is soo long that it will completely ruin your golf game. Not where you want to hit your golf ball.
A punch directly to a person's genitals making it swollen and bloody.
I could use a good gunch punch today!
a name for a vagina that has been fisted and does not please anyone becuase it is so large
also a fat womans vagina
Joe: Hey man check out that babe over there.
Matt: No man, that chicks got a floppy gunch
The act of performing oral sex, but instead of it being to the vagina or penis, it is to the taint, otherwise known as the gooch, of the recipient. The beauty of it is it can be done to anyone by anyone!
"Man I was eating this girl out but she wanted to me to start gunching her. Apparently it feels really good, maybe next time I'll ask her to gunch me."
The act of masturbating and eating your own ejaculate
"I saw this video of a monkey gunching yesterday"
"That's fucking disgusting"
Either an organ in the brain that translates vibes into thoughts or the product of such an organ, often referred to as a ‘gut hunch’
Person 1: What’s the secret to your 100% liberal winrate in Secret Hitler?
Person 2: The Gunch.