A fork of Rural Dictionary
(verb) The act of keeping a child locked inside the house for extended periods of time while feeding them copious amounts of junk food to fatten them up.
It shouldn't be acceptable to always be hanseling your children.
MAN: "Tonight you are going to be Hanseled." WOMAN: "Oooohhh I can't wait."
Hansel is a man who gets boned by looking at girls. He looks dope and drunk like a little black-ass rapper who failed in life. His profession is that of a flirting dickwad who sucks all small girls assessment. He is a complete pedophile and is in love with punishing innocent children.
Bro that Fucker is being a Hansel. Damn bro let's kill him.
To be big headed, literally. To have a big head.
That guy has one hanselness head.