A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something extremely adverse (see: negative).
The torrential rains had a megative effect on my golf game.
I hope my addition to the Urban Dictionary does not megatively affect Roy Blount's on-going efforts to be honored in a similar fashion.
Another form of saying "Fucking" or "Messing around"
Alex: "I'm gay"
Michael: "Alex, what are you saying?"
Alwx: "I don't know I'm just megging with you."
Megs are nice as hell, funny as hell, likeable as hell, cute as hell--basically, she's fucking hell. She's a heartbreaker without realizing it. Meg might be short for Megan or Megumi. She is the vision of a perfect girl. If you fall for a Meg and she falls for you, you have the title of the luckiest dude in the world. If she doesn't feel for you, you're in deep shit. Symptoms include: depression, insomnia, increased stuttering, increased staring at her, and increased praying to God.
Dear God,
Have mercy, I am dying. End these feelings for Meg quickly, I beg of you.
Meg: a best friend; sister; wife; birthday girl. She is always there if you need help and won't hesitate from beating someone down. She is loyal and won't take no shit from nobody. Sometimes the words get to her but she always has her best friend tori and boyfriend to comfort her. Happy birthday Meg love tori
Tori: hey Meg happy birthday girl
Meg: awe thanks Bae
Tori: anytime
Ry: mine!!