A fork of Rural Dictionary
A last name that automatically makes anyone who has it related to each other
“Your name is jones? We must be related!”
When you do something clumsy or embarrassing (like tripping) and attempt to play it off as purposeful even though everyone around knew it wasn't.
Larry unsuccessfully tried to Jones his friends after tripping over his shoelace and falling into a gate.
A Man who masturbates frequently in the washrooms of schools or other public areas. HE is also bad at conceiling the fact that he waxes the puppy requently.
Yo, that guy pulled an A-Jones.
To be owned or even pwned, by a short welsh maths teacher by the name of Mr. Jones.
Player 1: Jesus man, you just got Joned!
Player 2: Aww man
Player 1: Hahaha, I Joned you good and proper
Player 2: Don't use that terminology, it freaks me out man .
Player 1: Woohoo, you just got Joned!
Player 2: *Scared* oh my god he's in this very room!