A fork of Rural Dictionary
>-no glove no love >-don't be silly wrap you willy >-don't be a fool wrap your tool >-don't be a ding-dong cover you shling- shlong >-dont be a wenis protect you penis >-dont share your sperm over your worm >-before you spank her cover your wanker >-If theres gunna be affection cover your erection >-if your gunna banger cover your wanger >- There only a buck get one before you fuck or pretty much to wear a condom.
dont forget to "rubber your ducky" tomorrow night.
A condom.
I’m not going to fuck unless I have my rubber duckie!
when your girl squeezes your balls and you squeal.
bro my girlfriend gave me a German rubber duckie last night and it hurt.
You acquire a woman (presumably after giving birth), you hang her upside down by the legs. After that, you nut in her, then you take a pressure washer (at least 250 psi), and fill her womb up. Once it is filled, you place a rubber ducky on top, thus, a Caledonia Rubber Ducky.
Woman 1: “Did you see the news!” Woman 2: “Yeah, my 7th grade English teacher gave a homeless woman a Caledonia Rubber Ducky!!!”
When you fuck a girl in the shower with a condom full of water and the squeaky sound reminds you of a rubber ducky from your childhood.
Yo dude, I rubber ducky'd Becky yesterday.
Titty fucking, boobie sex, etc... Having "sex" with a girls cleavage.
I was doin' some rubber ducky with this ho and I gave her a pearl necklace!
most of the time yellow, can be any color overall with different patterns and textures. made of either plastic or hard rubber also used as collections and decorations (for instance on the windshield of a jeep) it doesnt really quack, it squeaks.
guy 1: rubber ducky guy 2: best shower item guy 1: bro no it’s not meant to be with you naked in the shower, give it some space. guy 2: but that’s what it’s used for guy 1: it can also be a collection guy 3: i have an army of rubber ducky(s) in my jeep guy 1&2: um ok guy 3: attack!!! guy 1&2: what *rubber ducks spill out from his jeep all with needles as weapons* (why am i making this so long) guy 1&2: aaaaaaaaaa